Just a joke...

             A guy was very sick and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to shake and  breathe heavily.He grabbed the pen and with his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so sad, that he didn’t remember putting the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

-YOU SON OF A BITCH, GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE !!!

                                         (Please laugh...)

Glossary:
Guy = rapaz, moço,
Sick = doente
Suddenly =  derrepente
Began = começou
Shake  = tremer, agitar, sacudir
Breathe = respirar
Grabbed = pegou
Strenght = força
Wrote = escreveu
Drop = deixar cair
Died = mooooorreu
Sad = triste
Pocket = bolso (a sadia não vende bolso quente viu...)
Felt = sentiu
Might = talvez
Service = funeral, velorio
Son of a bitch = santo homem ( mentira,é palavrão, e te garanto que isso voce sabe  muuuuito bem o que é... né? )
Get off = sair, saia