A joke for the day...

"God and the smart guy"

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
God says "Not at all, you can ask me anything!"
So the man asks: "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says: "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
Then the smart guy says: "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son, just wait five minutes!"