PICK-UP LINES (how to behave in a night club... LOL)

          A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for romance, or dating.

Pick-up lines range from straightforward conversation openers such as introducing oneself, providing information about oneself, or asking someone what their likes are to elaborate attempts including humor. Also, they can be to flirt.

          These lines are great for dating relationships, burgeoning romantic relationships, or just trying to be a player. These can be seen as lines on how to get girls or guys--or guys and girls--or just to get your ass kicked.

          So just go straight to the point…

Have fun!

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

Try them all out next time you're in a night club and share with us your experiences! Did any of them work? Did you get any luck?