That's why!

Since my childhood, I’m used to seeing strange things on tv!
• Tarzan ran around the Forest naked ...
• Cinderella used to arrive home midnight...
• Aladdin was a thief...
• Batman used to drive 320 km/h...
• Pinocchio lied...
• Sleeping beauty was a bitch...
• Shaggy had a pothead voice, used to see monsters, ghosts and also talked to a dog!!!
• Yogi bear and boo boo bear were cleptomaniacs and stole pic-nic baskets...
• White snow used to live with seven men (small ones) with no problems...
• Olive Oyl had anorexia and bulimia...
• Popeye used to smoke something (green) suspect!!!
• Pac Man ran around a dark room with eletronic music eating pills that got it all agitated and faster...
• Superman, totally crazy,a lunatic, he wore his underwear on his pants...


Take a look on the role models i had!
Too late!
Now they tell me to behave myself ??? How could they??

VOCABULARY:
Naked: pelado
Ran: correu
Thief: ladrão
Lied: metiu
Sleeping beauty: bela adormecida
Bitch: piranha saaaafaaadaaaa!!!!
Shaggy: salsicha do scooby doo
Pothead: Maconheiro
Yogy bear and boo boo bear: zé colméia e catatau
Stole: roubaram
White Snow: Branca de neve
Olive oyl: Olívia palito
Wore: vestiu
Underwear: Cueca
Role Models: Modelos (Exemplos)



By Fábio